1. 17 May



    gawker is trying to crowdsource $200,000 to purchase a video of toronto mayor rob ford smoking crack so they can release it to the public. against my better judgment i am filing this under "your kickstarter doesn't suck"

     

  2. 11 May



    "Mac Bishop’s Kickstarter for a miracle wool shirt that doesn’t need to be washed exploded across the Internet. But what you didn’t hear was that Bishop’s dad’s company is the country’s largest wool shirt manufacturer. And you can buy that miracle shirt today--no Kickstarter required."

     

  3. 8 May


    Update: It went up to $37,000 in the 4 hours or whatever since this was submitted. Hoo boy

    Update: It went up to $37,000 in the 4 hours or whatever since this was submitted. Hoo boy

     

  4. 6 May


    It’s Hedbanz but the cards are all edgy things like “Your Mom”. Good shit guys, you’re projected to finish with almost 3% of your goal thanks clumsycosmonaut

    It’s Hedbanz but the cards are all edgy things like “Your Mom”. Good shit guys, you’re projected to finish with almost 3% of your goal

    thanks clumsycosmonaut

     

  5. 6 May


    Post-cancellation update on Meme TCG: here’s the guy trying to save face on reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/cringe/comments/1d47fp/meme_tcg_kickstarter/

    Post-cancellation update on Meme TCG: here’s the guy trying to save face on reddit

    http://www.reddit.com/r/cringe/comments/1d47fp/meme_tcg_kickstarter/

     

  6. 6 May


    Steampunk rap. What can I even say about this thanks secularsparkle

    Steampunk rap. What can I even say about this

    thanks secularsparkle

     

  7. 6 May


    He wants 15K to photograph people driving behind him.

    He wants 15K to photograph people driving behind him.

     

  8. 4 May


    Description of copyrighted material: Hasbro, Inc. and Hasbro Studios LLC (“Hasbro”), which own the copyrights and trademarks for the MY LITTLE PONY® (commonly referred to as “MLP”) line of toy ponies, and the FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC® animated television series. Hasbro’s copyrights and trademarks also include the pony character images and names such as RAINBOW DASH®, PINKIE PIE®, TWILIGHT SPARKLE®, RARITY®, FLUTTERSHY®, and APPLEJACK® as well as their corresponding “Cutie Marks,” or the unique symbols located on the ponies’ haunches which identify each pony (for example, the RAINBOW DASH character’s “Cutie Mark” is a rainbow lightning bolt emerging from a cloud). Description of infringing material: “ZanbatouX” has just closed a Kickstarter project to fund production of an unauthorized set of six collectible coins featuring MY LITTLE PONY pony characters on one side and their corresponding Cutie Marks on the other Nice job dork

    Description of copyrighted material: Hasbro, Inc. and Hasbro Studios LLC (“Hasbro”), which own the copyrights and trademarks for the MY LITTLE PONY® (commonly referred to as “MLP”) line of toy ponies, and the FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC® animated television series. Hasbro’s copyrights and trademarks also include the pony character images and names such as RAINBOW DASH®, PINKIE PIE®, TWILIGHT SPARKLE®, RARITY®, FLUTTERSHY®, and APPLEJACK® as well as their corresponding “Cutie Marks,” or the unique symbols located on the ponies’ haunches which identify each pony (for example, the RAINBOW DASH character’s “Cutie Mark” is a rainbow lightning bolt emerging from a cloud).

    Description of infringing material: “ZanbatouX” has just closed a Kickstarter project to fund production of an unauthorized set of six collectible coins featuring MY LITTLE PONY pony characters on one side and their corresponding Cutie Marks on the other

    Nice job dork

     

  9. 27 Apr


    This guy wants $250,000 to make a Facebook game that’s just like an existing Facebook game except with anime catgirls in sexy maid outfits. General Features Anime art style Cat girls Anime art style Hidden object mini game Memory match mini game Unlockable artwork Upgradeable equipment Buyable in game items Anime art style, cat girls and anime art style? Sign me up Neko Cleaning Service thanks lila_cherry

    This guy wants $250,000 to make a Facebook game that’s just like an existing Facebook game except with anime catgirls in sexy maid outfits.

    General Features

    • Anime art style
    • Cat girls
    • Anime art style
    • Hidden object mini game
    • Memory match mini game
    • Unlockable artwork
    • Upgradeable equipment
    • Buyable in game items

    Anime art style, cat girls and anime art style? Sign me up

    Neko Cleaning Service

    thanks lila_cherry

     

  10. 26 Apr


    Ahh the zombie apocalypse. Haha zombehhs.. They’re coming. Prepare yourself. Zombies, dude. Gotta love em. The undead. Classic. That’s classic shit. I love it. Good shit. The zombie apocalypse is freaking coming.  If you really want to prepare for something that will absolutely never happen, go buy some condoms you awful goober. Zombie Emergency Kit

    Ahh the zombie apocalypse. Haha zombehhs.. They’re coming. Prepare yourself. Zombies, dude. Gotta love em. The undead. Classic. That’s classic shit. I love it. Good shit. The zombie apocalypse is freaking coming. 

    If you really want to prepare for something that will absolutely never happen, go buy some condoms you awful goober.

    Zombie Emergency Kit

     

  11. 26 Apr



    Some clowns want two grand to fart around in their living room

    I’m not even going to screenshot it because I spent more than enough time watching their eleven minute video.

    I guess its a game show or something. A YouTube gameshow. No clue. Eleven Minutes.

    The Leaderboard

     

  12. 24 Apr


    A Trading Card Game featuring your favorite internet memes. Get ready to downvote your opponents into oblivion! The only good thing about this is watching the turbodork who made it get progressively sweatier as the video plays.   Meme TCG

    A Trading Card Game featuring your favorite internet memes. Get ready to downvote your opponents into oblivion!

    The only good thing about this is watching the turbodork who made it get progressively sweatier as the video plays.

     

    Meme TCG

     

  13. 24 Apr



    I’m ambivalent about the Zach Braff movie Kickstarter. On one hand it’s another millionaire celebrity asking for money even though they could easily fund their project themselves or take advantage of their many industry connections. On the other hand, at least it’s not steampunk

     

  14. 24 Apr


    Are you fucking kidding me? A tiny skateboard that can’t travel on anything but perfectly flat surfaces is “the simplest and easiest way to get from point A to point B?” OH SHIT I HAVE A DISTANCE TO TRAVEL, LET ME EXTRACT MY IPHONE SIZED SKATEBOARD FROM MY POCKET, ASSEMBLE IT AND ZOOM OFF TO COLD STONE CREAMERY *ZOOMS OFF TO COLD STONE CREAMERY* *ENCOUNTERS CURB* *DIES*

    Are you fucking kidding me? A tiny skateboard that can’t travel on anything but perfectly flat surfaces is “the simplest and easiest way to get from point A to point B?” OH SHIT I HAVE A DISTANCE TO TRAVEL, LET ME EXTRACT MY IPHONE SIZED SKATEBOARD FROM MY POCKET, ASSEMBLE IT AND ZOOM OFF TO COLD STONE CREAMERY *ZOOMS OFF TO COLD STONE CREAMERY* *ENCOUNTERS CURB* *DIES*

     

  15. 23 Apr


    much like “the office” but takes place in a gym. much like “the office” but takes place in a police station. much like “the office” but takes place in a hot dog cart. much like “the office” but takes place in a dog groomer. much like “the office” but takes place in a hair salon. much like “the office” but takes place in a circle of hell reserved for anybody trying to raise money for a sitcom on kickstarter.    

    much like “the office” but takes place in a gym. much like “the office” but takes place in a police station. much like “the office” but takes place in a hot dog cart. much like “the office” but takes place in a dog groomer. much like “the office” but takes place in a hair salon. much like “the office” but takes place in a circle of hell reserved for anybody trying to raise money for a sitcom on kickstarter.