Patent pending on the great invention of drilling a hole in a wall and inserting a magnet.
http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/freicoin-global-community-currency-from-the-occupy-movement
$28,000 to start an even less useful Bitcoin knockoff.
Is eating too boring? Wanna have some weird bullshit breakable piece of plastic measure how fast you eat for quasi-legitimate health reasons? Wanna shove your head in a toilet? Drinking toilet water has been shown to help lose weight. So has eating dog shit. If you act like a dog you’ll lose weight too. But wait, don’t stop there. Donate to my new “virtual dentures” that keep track of how often you eat dog shit and if you’re eating the right kind of dog shit. It’s like you’re the six million dollar man, except you’re ugly and nobody likes you.
Washington, Jefferson, Franklin, Madison and Henry were all slaveowners and all but Franklin had major slave plantations. Both Adams and Paine were against slavery and refused to own slaves on moral grounds but Adams as a politician tended to shelve the issue to avoid conflict (unlike his son who became one of the most prominent anti-slavery politicians). I’m not sure the Alien and Sedition Acts Adams signed into law as president exemplify liberty either. That leaves Thomas Paine, I guess. Whatever. Your shirts suck ass. Fuck you
Gosh, I totally wonder what the gender and ethnicity of two individuals who would create a “shonen manga” with characters like “Big Lips Dorothy The Trailer Park Ho” could be?
OH..
fortunately the project is canceled
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1116321106/shaniqua-no-ho-0/posts/434252
thank the lord
I assume this is a joke, but you’d think after making a website, a Twitter, a Facebook, a Kickstarter, concept art and a video he would try to get more of a reaction than one bewildered comment (“I’m guessing you made a mistake with the pledge goal, $1,000,000 is quite excessive!”). I still think it’s a joke. There’s zero information about the game other than the genre because the guy’s planning to hire people to come up with everything when he gets the Kickstarter money. How can this not be a joke
MindShift - Ever wanted to build your own commercial grade first person shooter video game? Well now you get the chance to help! Really! Backers not only get to donate to help fund our project, but backers get to vote for what’s going to be in the game! Backers get to gain access to our web forms to vote for their favorite looking characters, character names, level designs, level names, weapon models, & more!
The game is currently in the design phase, and we are getting ready for backers to vote on the design of the game, but we want need to raise enough money from our backers to hire a couple animators, modelers, scriptwriters, programmers, sound artists, & get a studio.
We may use one of the following game development kits, Unreal Engine 3, CryEngine 3, or Unity3D. We will also be taking on Autodesk 3DS MAX, & sound editing programs. Learning these interfaces and what they can bring to the table can take extensive time, tons of tutorials, books, and classwork.
Even Zybourne Clock had an outline of the plot and characters. This is a new low. How can a guy who expects to get $1,000,000 for this shit not be playing a joke on all of us? Was this set up specifically to reel in this blog? Is Joshua Moore going to cackle maniacally when he reads this post? Fuck you, Joshua. I see through your shit
thanks for the link omahdon
Your Kickstarter Doesn’t Suck: Wine Diaper Edition
Hey, gang. Sometimes we here at YKS will feature some crowd funding projects that we think are really worth your dough. Here’s another such project. Two friends of mine, Jon Hendren and David Thorpe, are raising money to film themselves pouring Dom Perignon into a diaper. They’re going to purchase some Dom P, pour it into an adult diaper, and then they’re going to drink it. What better way to showcase the crowdfunding platform. Get those wallets out and get crackin, guys. Let’s really fund this one.
this is literally the dumbest thing I have ever seen
~art~
who the f is gonna be provoked by seeing you drink some fancy champagne out of a diaper? besides being provoked to touch their chins in mild confusion before being like “I need to tell my cat at home about this dumbass fuckbag trying to suck on the unpleasant maxi-padesque material of a diaper to get whatever was in there. I bet it was dr. pepper. fuckin teenagers.”
agreed. sickening
My foray into writing is to clear the air on what really happened on earth and to dispel the myths, horrible innuendo, and downright lies that fill a book you call the Holy Bible. Sadly too many humans look at this piece of fiction as literal. That could not be further from the truth. My name is Axul and my home planet is from Mayall’s Object. It is the result of two colliding galaxies located 500 million light years away within the constellation of Ursa Major and I am a Zombie.
Fuck off. Just fuck off
I have been on Earth for two million years and will remain for another two million if Earth is not extinguished. I have watched you become men out of monkeys. I have watched as your capacity for killing and torture is becoming an art.
For two million years I have struggled to learn how to keep tenses consistent within a sentence
I am a Zombie and my children will one day rule your world… My cynical, sarcastic nature will make this bible horrifying to the blind and amusing to the one eyed kings. It is a story only a pure blood Zombie can tell. I am Axul of Themora.
“Themora” read your description, the more contempt I feel for atheists, zombie nerds and people who refer to themselves as “sarcastic”. Fuck you. Fuck off
Some guy from DeviantArt who won’t even give you his real name wants (and has received) $5000 to design coins based on someone else’s intellectual property and order them from a website. For only $15 you can have your very own round piece of metal with a cartoon character on it. Only 23 hours to go. This is the chance of a lifetime
algernonblackwood asked: find more brony kickstarters or have they died out
There’s only one active one at the moment. I sure fucking hope they died out and it isn’t just a temporary lull
Oh hell yeah, it’s a live action fantasy series billed as “ANIME”. It’s not even live action based on anime like the Death Note movie and all that shit, it’s just a bunch of people who think “anime” means putting on capes and prancing around in the woods.
It’s based on this ebook which has only one 2-star rating:
This was honestly difficult to read with the numerous grammatical errors. A real editor or proofreader would have helped the book tremendously.
In the description is a list of websites, including the official website which is hosted on fucking Tripod and IMDb pages for both the series and individual episodes. The best part of this whole thing is the video, which intersperses oversaturated footage of bad acting and swordfighting with still pictures of the actors laid over stock flame animations. They want $15,000 for this
thanks for the link ChessboardMan
Want to be immortalized in an actual published book?! Here is your chance with “A Whole Lota Author’s”!
Another one of those things where the people backing the project are supposed to be the ones doing all the work. Get this shit out of here. Get it off the damn site
Give this guy 6 grand to finance the development of a Bitcoin app so you don’t have to wait until you get home to find out the value of your nerd points has dropped from $150 to $3 in the span of 8 hours
Nice try buddy. I’m not paying for your vacation
