Not two weeks ago I was screaming to my wife about how I had wished there were a nostalgic way to bottle, mix and consume my shakes, liquids, spices and more. Lo and behold I open my inbox to this bad boy, The Protein Mason.
Now, I know what you’re thinking; “Hey, YKS, so some guy put a spout thing on a mason jar from World Market and called it a day. Why should I give a hot wet shit?”
Well, I’ll tell you why, you rude iittle pig. This is a nostalgic way to bottle, mix and consume your shakes, liquids, spices and more.
Now I know what you’re thinking AGAIN. “That sounds really stupid. I still don’t care.” You’re wrong, asshole. These guys have a prototype. They’ve done testing. It’s a mason jar. It’s a nostalgic way to bottle, mix and consume your shakes, liquids, spices and more! Why are you being such a dick about this?
"I’m just saying. It seems unnecessary..It seems like these guys are just trying to cash in on the recent surge in cloying pseudo-nostalgic sentimentality and neo-homesteading/DIY thats so hot r
Buddy, I have no idea what you’re talking about. Check out these mugs from 7eleven. They kick ass.
The Protein Mason