1. Have you ever wanted to walk down the sidewalk knowing that if your foot catches on something and you stumble even a little, a huge cup of coffee pulling on the edge of your phone is going to make it fly out of your hands, hit the ground and be in close proximity to a spilled, steaming beverage, all while you look like a fucking idiot???

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