1. It is 2013 a.d. and someone got so sick of getting shit on his hand every time he wipes his ass that he invented a glove made of wet wipes. Some guy thought “What the world needs more than anything else is a way to effectively wipe ones ass and also keep the poop on the oven-mitt sized glove hand until you can remove it with your other ungloved hand”

    I am trying to picture a black and white recreation of someone attempting to wipe themselves but, I guess, tripping and falling into the tub pulling the shower curtain down and looking at the camera all exasperated like “There’s GOT to be a better way!” 

    Shittens

     
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    I… would buy these. Not invest, mind you, but buy? Sure. Of course this is only because I have IBS-C and am occasionally...
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    $50,000 to make gloves for people to wipe their arses with. *brain melts out through eye sockets*
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